You know that guy who leaves the cap off his toothpaste?
You know that guy who looks down at the dried toothpaste crust, shrugs and stabs a mixture of crust and gooey paste onto his toothpaste?
You know that guy who brushes hardcore for about 43 seconds, then realizes something tastes nasty in his mouth?
I'm that guy and I'm about a button away from looking on WebMD for Toothpaste Poisoning.
A button away. What the hell does that even mean? I just assume when you lose your last button, you're there.
You know that guy who looks down at the dried toothpaste crust, shrugs and stabs a mixture of crust and gooey paste onto his toothpaste?
You know that guy who brushes hardcore for about 43 seconds, then realizes something tastes nasty in his mouth?
I'm that guy and I'm about a button away from looking on WebMD for Toothpaste Poisoning.
A button away. What the hell does that even mean? I just assume when you lose your last button, you're there.
WHHAAAT THHEEEE???? lol
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